by Kylekene | Apr 28, 2017 | Eurovision Song Contest
Alright, now we have looked at all the songs of this year’s Eurovision. Let’s look at a couple other things now. First, it’s time for “Mace-donut Award!” This award (formerly known as the “Light Shampoo” award is given to the Eurovision performer with the best/worst mondegreen (i.e. misheard lyrics). It was named after Kaliopi’s lovelyKeep reading
by Kylekene | Apr 27, 2017 | Eurovision Song Contest
ARMENIA Singer: Artsvik Song: Fly with Me Performing: First Semi-Final Memorable Line: "Fly with me high oh high, with me high oh high, " Chances: Will qualify, but shouldn't. Link: Armenia 2017 Rating: 3 bizarre headpieces (out of 10). Some people save the best for last. I am not one of those people. Armenia has the distinctionKeep reading
by Kylekene | Apr 26, 2017 | Eurovision Song Contest
United Kingdom Singer: Lucie Jones Song: Never Give up on You Performing: Final Auto-Qualifier Memorable Line: "Now see how far you've walked, the mountains climbed, the oceans crossed" Chances: Probably won't do so well - Somewhere in the 20s. Link: United Kingdom 2017 Rating: 6 personal journeys (out of 10). Where to start. First of all, IKeep reading
by Kylekene | Apr 25, 2017 | Eurovision Song Contest
UKRAINE Singer: O.Torvald Song: Time Performing: Final Auto-Qualifier Memorable Line: “Time to look, time to see” Chances: Probably won’t do so well – Somewhere in the 20s. Link: Ukraine 2017 Rating: 2 ticking clocks (out of 10). Ukraine is usually a strong competitor; they usually send something memorable, catchy, and likable. The only exception to this seemsKeep reading
by Kylekene | Apr 24, 2017 | Eurovision Song Contest
SWITZERLAND Singer: Timebelle Song: Apollo Performing: Second Semi-Final Memorable Line: "Like a bullet in my chest" Chances: Will qualify, probably top half finish. Link: Switzerland 2017 Rating: 7 strange similes (out of 10). Let's start out with what I like. The lead singer has a great voice, the song is super catchy and gets stuck in yourKeep reading
by Kylekene | Apr 23, 2017 | Eurovision Song Contest
SWEDEN Singer: Robin Bengtsson Song: I Can't Go On Performing: First Semi-Final Memorable Line: "I wanna take of all my clothes." Chances: Will qualify, will finish in the top 10, unfortunately. Link: Sweden 2017 Rating: 4 creepy lip licks (out of 10). I really do not like this song. Sweden had so many good possibilities this year, yet theyKeep reading
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