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Eurovision Reviews 2017: Poland

Eurovision Reviews 2017: Poland

POLAND Singer: Kasia Mos Song: Flashlight Performing: First Semi-Final Memorable Line: "It’s like a flashlight burning in our eyes" Chances: Will qualify, middle of the pack in the final. Link: Poland 2017 Rating: 6 bird shadows on a naked body (out of 10). I'm not sure what to make of this song.  On one hand, I quite enjoy it, but

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Eurovision Reviews 2017: Portugal

Eurovision Reviews 2017: Portugal

PORTUGAL Singer: Salvador Sobral Song: Amar Pelos Dois Performing: First Semi-Final Memorable Line: N/A Chances: Might qualify, probably should. Link: Portugal 2017 Rating: 7 ugly and ill-fitting jackets (out of 10). I really don't know what to make of this song.  On one hand, it comes across as tender and sweet, and Salvador seems sincere.  On the

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Eurovision Reviews 2017: Norway

Eurovision Reviews 2017: Norway

NORWAY Singer: JOWST Song: Grab the Moment Performing: Second Semi-Final Memorable Line: "I wanna kill kill kill kill kill" Chances: Will not qualify. Link: Norway 2017 Rating: 2 ugly hats (out of 10). I really can't begin to express how much I dislike this song.  It is just BAD!  It baffles me what it is doing at Eurovision.  JOWST has

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Eurovision Reviews 2017: Netherlands

Eurovision Reviews 2017: Netherlands

NETHERLANDS Singer: OG3NE Song: Lights and Shadows Performing: Second Semi-Final Memorable Line: "Cry no more" Chances: Will qualify, top 10 finish! Link: Netherlands 2017 Rating: 8 stunning harmonies (out of 10). YES!  This is fantastic!  I am so in love with this song.  See, I can enjoy positive, uplifting songs too! What do I like about this song?  It's probably better

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Eurovision Reviews 2017: Montenegro

Eurovision Reviews 2017: Montenegro

MONTENEGRO Singer: Slavko Kalezic Song: Space Performing: First Semi-Final Memorable Line: "Wet dreams, wild nightmares, I surrender” Chances: Won't qualify. Link: Montenegro 2017 Rating: 3 thinly-veiled sexual references (out of 10). This is the trashiest song of the year.  I really do not enjoy it at all.  It is just a random, sloppy, noisy reference to sexual intercourse,

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Eurovision Reviews 2017: Moldova

Eurovision Reviews 2017: Moldova

MOLDOVA Singer: SunStroke Project Song: Hey Mamma! Performing: First Semi-Final Memorable Line: "Mama, mama, don`t be so mad!” Chances: Might qualify, but bottom half finisher. Link: Moldova 2017 Rating: 5 epic sax guys (out of 10). I was very excited to head SunStroke Project was back this year.  I quite enjoyed their prior entry.  However, "Hey Mamma!" is just

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