Eurovision Reviews 2017: Sweden

Eurovision Reviews 2017: Sweden

SWEDEN Singer: Robin Bengtsson Song: I Can't Go On Performing: First Semi-Final Memorable Line: "I wanna take of all my clothes." Chances: Will qualify, will finish in the top 10, unfortunately. Link: Sweden 2017 Rating: 4 creepy lip licks (out of 10). I really do not like this song.  Sweden had so many good possibilities this year, yet they

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Eurovision Reviews 2017: Spain

Eurovision Reviews 2017: Spain

SPAIN Singer: Manel Navarro Song: Do it for Your Lover Performing: Autoqualifier for the final Memorable Line: "Do it for those you ever care and love" Chances: Bottom half. Link: Spain 2017 Rating: 4 (probably unsatisfied) lovers (out of 10). Spain's song this year is the equivalent of cotton candy: sometimes it looks tasty and inviting, but

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Eurovision Reviews 2017: Slovenia

Eurovision Reviews 2017: Slovenia

SLOVENIA Singer: Omar Naber Song: On my Way Performing: First Semi-Final Memorable Line: "World is calling out tonight telling me I’ll be alright" Chances: Probably won't qualify. Link: Slovenia 2017 Rating: 5 personal journeys (out of 10).   I understand that the song is about a personal journey.  I understand that Omar seems to have found

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Eurovision Reviews 2017: Serbia

Eurovision Reviews 2017: Serbia

SERBIA Singer: Tijana Bogicevic Song: On my Way Performing: Second Semi-Final Memorable Line: "Feels like I’ve been sentenced to life" Chances: Will qualify - top half finish. Link: Serbia 2017 Rating: 8 consecutive life sentences (out of 10). Finally, a song I can get behind.  I am still disappointed that Serbia has abandoned singing in Serbian, but

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Eurovision Reviews 2017: San Marino

Eurovision Reviews 2017: San Marino

SAN MARINO Singer: Valentina Monetta and Jimmie Wilson Song: Spirit of the Night Performing: Second Semi-Final Memorable Line: "Are you the one to take away my pain?  Just take my hand." Chances: Will not qualify. Link: San Marino 2017 Rating: 2 inaccurate references to electrical phenomena (out of 10). Cometh the year, cometh Valentina Monetta!  In fact,

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